I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected T-Shirt | Funny Quote
Granite / S
$24.00
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Soft, lived-in cotton with a wink. This garment-dyed tee carries a playful, slightly sassy graphic—“I have selective hearing, I’m sorry you were not selected”—framed by a ribbon motif in contrasting ink. The heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton and relaxed cut drape like a well-loved favorite from the first wear. Subtle texture from the post-construction dyeing gives the shirt a muted, vintage vibe that tones down the bold print and makes it easy to layer under a jacket or wear on its own. It settles into everyday rhythms—running errands, low-key hangouts, or casual work-from-home days—while letting the wearer’s personality do the talking with humor and attitude.
This shirt lands for people who enjoy tongue-in-cheek humor and approachable, retro-inspired basics. The sewn-in label and double-needle stitching mean it’s built to be worn often; the tubular knit (no side seams) keeps the silhouette clean and comfortable. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it adapts to different wardrobes while keeping the message front and center.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft hand and vintage look
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit that layers well
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for clean lines and durability
- Available S–4XL with a sewn-in label; pre-shrunk to maintain fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected T-Shirt | Funny Quote
$24.00
This shirt lands for people who enjoy tongue-in-cheek humor and approachable, retro-inspired basics. The sewn-in label and double-needle stitching mean it’s built to be worn often; the tubular knit (no side seams) keeps the silhouette clean and comfortable. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it adapts to different wardrobes while keeping the message front and center.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft hand and vintage look
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit that layers well
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for clean lines and durability
- Available S–4XL with a sewn-in label; pre-shrunk to maintain fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean